MOVIES THAT SUCK! “Anywhere.” / “Operation Taco Gary's.” / “Fear, Blood & Gold.” / “Eight.” / “Here Alone.” / “Beyond Here.”
“Anywhere" (2026, Amazon Prime) neo-noir crime thriller. An isolated Oklahoma oil worker goes on a run with his wife after a spontaneous murder. Right off the bat, this little yawner qualifies in my “Movies That Suck!” list. Implausible plot “development,” cliche acting, and a penis that was bitten off? LOL! 🎥💻📽 “Operation Taco Gary's” (2024, Amazon Prime) science fiction action comedy. About two disparate brothers, an unhinged conspiracy theorist, and his skeptical sibling, on a cross-country road trip. Then they uncover that an unassuming fast-food chain called "Taco Gary's" is actually the secret headquarters for an alien race preparing to invade Earth. The premise is a pre-watch comedy lure. That is if the duo is Cheech and Chong or Chris Rock and Andy Samberg. Simon Rex and Dustin Milligan don't look funny at all. Worse, their acting i...